An ad popped up on a page I was looking at, inviting me to see what the Bible says about marriage and masturbation. Fair enough I suppose, for those interested in that viewpoint.
But what broke me up was the big, bold heading: Christian Masturbation.
When you masturbate, kiddies, please make sure you do so in good Christian fashion!
ROFLMAO!!!
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Oh my goodness!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure goodness has everything to do with it!
ReplyDeleteoh thanks for this, i needed the laugh :)
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! (We all need plenty of that.)
ReplyDeletekeep one foot on the floor at all times. (just like Joanie and Chachi? Did you get Happy Days down there?)
ReplyDeleteWe did, but it was a long time ago. Sad to say I don't remember that bit, but I think I get the idea.
ReplyDeleteI mostly remember the Fonze. :)